Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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