the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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