I'm jealous of your bromance
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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