One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
These tits shall not be calmed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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