i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I still have a little drunk in my system
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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