I want to walk on stilts...naked
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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