he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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