i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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