i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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