when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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