Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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