If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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