I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
