I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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