pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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