Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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