i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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