Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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