yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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