haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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