: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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