This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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