maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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