Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Dick very happy bro
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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