we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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