They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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