just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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