got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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