Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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