butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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