May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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