you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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