arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i believe in u and ur pee
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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