Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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