But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
ok first of all what the fuck
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
