Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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