I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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