You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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