He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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