my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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