i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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