Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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