Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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