I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
