google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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