i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The Olympian is in my bed
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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