Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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