he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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