So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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