we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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