I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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