Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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